Paul the Beef Cows Traumatic Incident

PAUL CALTON

Yes, we realize that he is not the absolute cutest cow in the world. But hey, not every cow in the world is blessed with good looks.

A few days ago, our beef cow, Paul, was on the verge of death. You could almost see his little cow spirit descending into cow heaven, that's how bad it was. He was spitting up blood everywhere and even his goopy cow snot was bloody. He was also two times bigger around than he already is. Guys, I don't know if you have ever seen Paul, but he is a big boy. Two times bigger? He was a stinkin fattie that day (generally that is a good thing, right? The fatter the cow the juicier and tastier they are later. But not in this case. I'll explain in a second so hold on(: ). Poor thing ): Anyways, so dad knew that Paul was bloated and called the vet but no one could come down and attend to him, so what next? Call the butcherer/professional cow murderer, what else! But they said that if they came and killed Paul now, the meat wouldn't be good. Panic struck. Save the meat!!!!!!!! Dad called the vet back and they told him to stab needles into Paul's side to release the air. So he went out and stabbed him a couple of good times and some air came out. Then he went to our neighbor Allan Hadfield's house (he has lots of cows) to see if maybe he knew what to do. Allan gave my dad Therabloat (which I'm guessing is like some sort of cow Gas X) and he came over to our house to help out. Well when they came home Paul was laying on the cold hard ground with his legs in the air and his eyes rolled back in his head. The panic got worse. So they force fed the half dead cow the Therabloat and rolled him over, I'm guessing haha not really sure how he got back on his feet... anyways then they stabbed him. Like with a pocket knife. Right in the side! Ouch... had to have hurt! Apparently, air come rushing out of him and according to dad it was like popping a basketball. That slimmed him down pretty quick.

Although this story was rather graphic and probably inflicted pain on the cow as well as my dad and Allan who had to stab him (EW!), it has a very happy ending. We saved our beef, and Paul is now out back taking it easy in his corral, on a diet of alfalfa and grain, per usual, unil in a few short months time he becomes a Christmas Pot Roast.

The End (:

YEARBOOK CAMP!!!!!!!!!

Yearbook Camp was AMAZING! It took place at Snowbird Ski Resort up Provo Canyon, so in all actuality it wasn't necessarily a camp, more like a vacation (; I am the Mugs Editor for next year, and I went with the two other editors, Micala (Superlatives Editor), and Kaycee (Editor in Cheif), as well as our advisor, Ms. Measom. Alright this next thing is a must read (:

So apparently the three editors that went the year before had elevator boyfriends (just random guys they thought were cute that they rode the elevators with all the time. And just to clarify [there has been some confusion here], the "elevator boyfriends" didn't know they were the elevator boyfriend of anyone). So Kaycee, Micala and I were pretty set on getting one of these things. Anyway, when we got there, there was this one dude who was carrying around a coffee and had perfectly quaffed hair, whatever that means, so we started calling him Quaffy. On the second day we were there, we rode the elevators for an hour just looking for our elevator boyfriends, hahaha. And THEN, lo and behold, there was QUAFFY!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA! So Kaycee, the brave little soul, asked to get a picture with him. So we did (: HAHAHA here it is (: He looks petrified hahahahahahaa

Hahaha then later we got back on the elevators with some girl we had met earlier, and we were on it for no longer than three minutes, I SWEAR, and suddenly the emergency telephone rang. :O We finally answered it and some guy was breathing into the phone in a really creepy tone and he said,"If you do not get off the elevator RIGHT NOW, we will arrest you for loittering." It was SO SCARY! But it was kind of funny too hahaha.

This is a picture of the lobby of snowbird. The picture after that one is of the back of Ms. Measom and the backs of Kaycee and Micala. (:

Ok now that I'm done with my crazy story, I'll talk about the yearbook (:

The whole cover of the yearbook will be covered in black and white photos. The title and theme of the yearbook for this year is, "We're Different From Z to A". We're, From, and To will be this one blue color, Different will be bolded and is going to be a magenta color. Z and A will be this really crazy awesome font and be a purple foil color, which is a bright purple shiny color, haha (:

Each page is assigned a specific letter, and as a staff we'll find some weird random word that no one in their right mind would ever know and define it, which ties the Z to A factor into the book. Our other main idea is Different, so on every double page spread (two pages side by side), we'll have interviewed three people and asked each of them the same question, and get different answers, showing that we are all unique and Different! haha

So on the back of the yearbook cover, and personally I think this is the coolest part, we are going to define different and Willowcreek. (: OH! And instead of going A-Z on the mugs photos, people who's last names start with Z will come first and those with A will come last.

I will DEFINITELY post a picture of the yearbook when we are all finished!!!!!!!!!! :D

Can't wait to be in this class and see how it turns out, especially because at Yearbook Camp, we won the Grand Prize for best Yearbook design!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOO!

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Girls Camp '09

I love Girls Camp! This year I had so much fun. Our ward split just recently so the leaders, the young women, and the camp directors were mostly new. But all of them are so great and so fun! We went to the Heber Valley Camp this year, the camp that President Gordon B. Hinckley dedicated specifically for the young women. On the second day at camp, we went to a "Virtue Ceremony", where they unveiled the golden banner for the new value, virtue. And SURPRISE SURPRISE! Sister Elaine Dalton, the General Young Womens President was there. She is so great!

On the fourth day, we went on a hike up a mountain. The view at the top was SOOOO pretty! I didn't get oodles of pictures because me, being the dummy that I am, forgot my camera charger, so my camera died while I was there. But I love the pictures that I did get! They are gorgeous!

Can't wait for next year!!! (:

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

I hate Adam Lambert more than David C**k. Wow. I never thought that was possible.

WAHOO! American Idol Season 8!!!!!!!!!

YAY! American Idol is back! :D Most the people I love aren't on it but its still American Idol and at least two people I like are still on! Okay, now I will show you my favorites.

This is Jamar Rogers :) He is the coolest guy and he sings AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! I love him! He sang Hey There Delilah in Hollywood Week and that was the most beautimus thing I've ever heard! He's just way way awesome! But I guess the stupid retardo judges didn't feel the same way for some weird weird reason and booted him off and instead of him they sent a gay weirdo kid named Nathan and that psycho guy Norman Gentle. What the heck? Ugh... well whatever. I can't do anything now. :( :( :( aaaaaaah, I love him though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(This was my other favorite! Her name is Frankie Jordan! She is from Hollywood, California. She's a lot like Amy Winehouse except she isn't a stinky poo and doesn't sing songs about not wanting to go to Rehab. I don't get why you wouldn't want to go to Rehab if you had an alcoholic or drug problem. I don't know. I think Rehab should be Merediths (from the Office) theme song! Micheal tried to make me go to rehab but I said NO NO NO! :) Well anyway Frankie is an awesome singer. I wish they kept her!!!!! :( The girl she was doing a sing off against was absolutely wretched but they let her through instead of Frankie. Judges are so dumb. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Its MICHEALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D In case you didn't already know, this is Jason Castros beautiful brother! Micheal is so cute! Ah! He sings amazing too, and even though I only saw him sing once, I just know he is the bestest singer in the whole world :) And the fact that he was the hottest person on the whole show was just a bonus! :D Its not my fault he's so attractive! But I guess the judges decided to let him go.... ugh. They kept stupid ugly fatso bikini girl there because she was cute! Micheal is cute and can sing! I don't understand. WOOHOO!!! Its MEGAN CORKERY!!!!!!!!!! I love her! She's so good, and she's from Sandy, so even better! She really is waaaay good, and the judges actually kept her!!!!!! So vote for her tomorrow because no one else thats on tomorrow is good AT ALL!!!!! Especially Adam Lambert :Q I HAAAAATE him!!!!! He acts just like David C**k and is even uglier. If thats possible. Anywho, Megan is an awesome possum!

Alright guys... are you ready for my favoritest person EVER (besides Jamar of course)???????

DANNY GOKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is by far the best singer there. BY FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He rocks my socks! :) He sang Hero by Mariah Carey last week and HOLY MOLY that was the best. Ever. Besides David :) So VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOOOOTE for Danny because he deserves it so much and he's good too. :D

Holy Guacamole! ♥♥♥

I have not blogged in forEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But really, not that much has happened. And my camera is dead. So this post is kind of pointless since I don't want to tell you everything and then just post pictures. Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, I would like to know how all of you have been! Because I havent talked to lots of you since Blake's baptism. WHERE WE SAW THE SCARY BLUE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Wooo! Go scary blue guy! And his purple wife! Yay! :D Tehee! :D hmm, I know! I will show you my sheep: `(•_•)'___○
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Aw! How cute :) Also, if you don't know about the scary blue guy, at Blake's baptism there was this poor old fart walking around and what do you know?! He was BLUE!!!!!!!! :D And his wife was like a purpleish gray. What a lovely couple :) They're color coded! What else what else.... we got a new computer!!!!!!!!! YAAAY! Our old computer was a big hunk of poo. I hated that computer.
Well good talking to you all! :D I will post something else soon soon soon!!!!! :D Adios! (I'm taking espanol and I'm awesome at it ;)