Okay, so last night me and my friends Brandon, Riley, and Amanda all went to the Haunted Forest and Hotel. As you can see I've made it out alive!!!! When we first got there, we had to go through this door thing and into this big open space where we had to wait in line to go into the Haunted Forest. There was this HUGE nine foot tall ugly monster thing that stood there staring at us, and stupid Riley started taunting him so he chased us around for five minutes. Then there was this hunchback monster that was like six feet tall and Riley decided to make fun of him too and OH MY GOSH scariest experience of my life!!!!!! He ran after us and we stood at one end of this rope thing and he was at the other. We sat there for probably ten minutes before we decided to just book it and go get in line. I was scared to death and we hadn't even gone in yet! When it was our turn, we went into this room where this weird guy with really crappy face paint and a bad accent told us all the rules. Then we went into this pitch black room, we couldn't see anything! Anyways, we walked for a while and we realized the room was getting narrower and the ceiling was getting shorter. We had to go through this heavy tarp and into this hallway that was really dark and all the grout in between the bricks was glowing. So we walked through all these rooms and a bunch of dudes kept popping out at us, and then we got to the chainsaws!!! If I haven't already told you, I am terrified of chainsaws! So this one guy comes up to us and I tried to be as calm as I could, and he swings the chainsaw SO hard and seriously almost hits Amanda in the face! So we kept walking and this guy pops out with a lawn mower. Well guess what? Now I'm terrified of both chainsaws and lawn mowers. How am I supposed to mow lawns any more? Then we went into the scariest room of them all! It was this big tunnel and there was this metal bridge you had to walk across and the walls were spinning so the whole time you felt like you were going to fall off the edge of the bridge. It was scary! We got out finally and went into the Haunted Hotel. We go into the first room and there is this excorsist girl laying on the bed. We had to walk all the way around the bed, and there was only a foot between the wall and the bed. we thought she wasn't going to do anything, but then she popped up and started flipping everywhere. I almost got hit! The next room had this grandma in a rocking chair and it was all squeaky, and then she started shrieking. We ran into the bathroom (the next room) and there was this girl flopping all over the glass shower door (yes it was a robot and yes she had clothes on. It wasn't pornographic I promise). The next room had all these neon bars that looked like a jail cell and it was like a maze, you had to figure out how to get out. There was this funny clownish guy that made me laugh. We found our way out and then we had to go into the clostrophobic room. It was this big hallway you had to squeeze through and it was like two of those big huge blow up slides pushed together, except it was all black so you couldn't see where you were going and it lasted forever! Anyways, we made our way out and I couldn't believe I hadn't died. It really wasn't that scary, I think it was mostly the rooms that freaked me out. But I had so much fun and I'm looking forward to going again next year!
Who didn't see this one coming?! Of course he is my numero uno!!!! See how much I love him? I've even been practicing my Spanish so when we're married we can affectively communicate :) 
AAAAH! MY JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't think he is cute, you need to start taking smart people pills. He is adorable. And he is Jacob. 
Jackson Rathbone is the cutest. He is my JASPER! I love Jasper, I absolutely LOVE him!!!!!!!!!
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