THE LIST!

For those of you that don't know, I have a list of all the men I could possibly marry. I have made my final decisions and now it is time for all of you to see!!!!!!!!! The way it works is that if my first choice doesn't work out, I move on to the next choice and the next choice and so on. So here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY LIST OF THE HOTTEST MALES I HAVE EVER LAYED EYES ON:

1. David Archuleta

Who didn't see this one coming?! Of course he is my numero uno!!!! See how much I love him? I've even been practicing my Spanish so when we're married we can affectively communicate :)

2. Taylor Lautner

AAAAH! MY JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't think he is cute, you need to start taking smart people pills. He is adorable. And he is Jacob.

3. Jackson Rathbone

Jackson Rathbone is the cutest. He is my JASPER! I love Jasper, I absolutely LOVE him!!!!!!!!!

4. Edward

NOT ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!! And if you think I'm crazy, well I don't actually care if he is fictional. I will marry him in my mind if I have to. So what if I need medical attention after people find out I've been dating a figment of my imagination. At least I'll be happy :) haha just kidding

I know you are wondering whatever happened to Robert Pattinson? Well I recently discovered that he smokes pot. HE DOES DRUGS!!!!!! Well guess what? I don't date druggies. And if you saw him on Jay Leno the other night then you will understand what I'm talking about. You don't care about personal hygiene?!?! You don't wash your hair anymore you say?!?!?!?!?! Well that is just sick. Go die in a supermassive black hole :)