haha, you can totally tell its my first time doing this. You can see places where I accidentally took off a chunk of her ear.
Favorite Office Quotes :D
"Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllis'? Show me that farm. With Phyllis'. And Kevins. Sprouting up all over the place, ripe for the plucking." -Micheal Scott, Branch Closing
"Sometimes, when I'm feeling stressed, or frustrated, or angry, I just come up here and SNIFF all my candles." -Jan Levinson, Dinner Party
"Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?" -Dwight Schrute, Safety Training
"Umm, no, she's the part time frozen yogurt chef." -Andrew Bernard, Product Recall
"Sebring, by Chrysler. One heck of a motor... carraige." -Andrew Bernard, Traveling Salesmen
"Dwight, you ignorant slut!" -Micheal Scott, Safety Training
"You put them in the microwave for ten to fifteen seconds, and you take them out when they look melty. And voila, quesadilla a la Kevin." -Kevin Malone, Kevin Cooks Stuff in the Office (season three bonus features)
"I am a tiger, and Dwight is like a monkey, who stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. What does the tiger do? Does he, fire the monkey? Does he transfer the monkey to a different branch...Pun!" -Micheal Scott, The Coup
"I hate, so much, about the things that you choose to be." -Micheal Scott, Casino Night
"I passed the test, thanks to you and your untainted pee." -Micheal Scott, Drug Testing
"It has to be official, and it HAS to be urine." -Dwight Schrute, Drug Testing
"...Have you ever... pooped... a balloon?" -Dwight Schrute, Drug Testing
"I wanna give you a nappy head, because your Leslie." -Micheal Scott, Season Two Bloopers
You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!" -Dwight Schrute, The Injury
"...Dad?" - Dwight Schrute, The Injury
"I fell off the toilet... Bring Ryan. He needs to lift me. And clean me up a bit. Bring a wet towel." -Micheal Scott, The Injury
2 comments:
I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!
He's creepy.
I LOVE DANNY!
well i'm glad SOMEBODY agrees with me!!!! yeah, he's a total creep. and i love danny too! :D
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