Don't read the comments below Breaking Dawn!!!!!!!! There's a huge spoiler so if you haven't read the Twilight Series or Breaking Dawn yet or are planning to, don't read the comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best to just have someone tell you about the book (Summarize) anyway. There was a whole lot of babbling and weirdness going on. What a dissappointment!
haha, you can totally tell its my first time doing this. You can see places where I accidentally took off a chunk of her ear.
Favorite Office Quotes :D
"Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllis'? Show me that farm. With Phyllis'. And Kevins. Sprouting up all over the place, ripe for the plucking." -Micheal Scott, Branch Closing
"Sometimes, when I'm feeling stressed, or frustrated, or angry, I just come up here and SNIFF all my candles." -Jan Levinson, Dinner Party
"Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?" -Dwight Schrute, Safety Training
"Umm, no, she's the part time frozen yogurt chef." -Andrew Bernard, Product Recall
"Sebring, by Chrysler. One heck of a motor... carraige." -Andrew Bernard, Traveling Salesmen
"Dwight, you ignorant slut!" -Micheal Scott, Safety Training
"You put them in the microwave for ten to fifteen seconds, and you take them out when they look melty. And voila, quesadilla a la Kevin." -Kevin Malone, Kevin Cooks Stuff in the Office (season three bonus features)
"I am a tiger, and Dwight is like a monkey, who stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. What does the tiger do? Does he, fire the monkey? Does he transfer the monkey to a different branch...Pun!" -Micheal Scott, The Coup
"I hate, so much, about the things that you choose to be." -Micheal Scott, Casino Night
"I passed the test, thanks to you and your untainted pee." -Micheal Scott, Drug Testing
"It has to be official, and it HAS to be urine." -Dwight Schrute, Drug Testing
"...Have you ever... pooped... a balloon?" -Dwight Schrute, Drug Testing
"I wanna give you a nappy head, because your Leslie." -Micheal Scott, Season Two Bloopers
You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!" -Dwight Schrute, The Injury
"...Dad?" - Dwight Schrute, The Injury
"I fell off the toilet... Bring Ryan. He needs to lift me. And clean me up a bit. Bring a wet towel." -Micheal Scott, The Injury
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What if we're not allowed to read past the first book? Too late, I'm readint the comments.
Best to just have someone tell you about the book (Summarize) anyway. There was a whole lot of babbling and weirdness going on. What a dissappointment!
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