Sunday, August 24, 2008

Office Friends

***FYI, you won't get this at all if you don't watch the Office. Plus I just read it and it wasn't as funny as it when I was actually there telling them all of this. Just thought I should tell you so you dont' think I sit there and laugh at all this stupid stuff.***
Friday night I went babysitting and wore this shirt: For those of you who don't know, this is a shirt with a picture of Angela's cat Sprinkles, from the T.V. show the Office. Sprinkles the cat was put in the freezer by Dwight, who at the time was Angelas secret lover. Below the name Sprinkles is her birth and death dates. Anyway, the kids I was babysitting thought the cat was real. Then they asked if it was my cat and THEN they asked me how the poor little kitty died. So, instead of trying to explain to them that it was from a T.V. show, I decided to tell them that my friend Angela had a cat and her boyfriend Dwight stuck her in the freezer and it killed Sprinkles, and so Angela made these shirts for all of us in honor of her cat. Well I guess that wasn't enough information for them, so they kept asking me all these questions like, "What did Angela do???!!!" and I told them, "Well, Angela broke up with Dwight, and then decided to give him another chance, but then every time she looked in his eyes, she could see Sprinkles dead, lifeless body reflecting back at her." All in all, we spent about two hours talking about the Office. I told them about Pam and Jim and Angela and Andy and Micheal and Holly and Holly and Kevin, and then I ran into a problem because all of this was just leading up to the finale of this last season. So it just kind of ended like this, "Now Angela and Andy are engaged and Dwight is going to try to get Angela back, and Pam is sad because she thought Jim was going to propose, and Micheal likes Holly and Holly likes Micheal but they both don't know the other one likes them, and Holly thinks Kevin is mentally retarded and they just went to get pie." And by this time they were both jumping up and down and Josie was sucking on her blanket and laughing, and Hadlie was screaming. hehehe :) Then Josie's like, "CALL ANGELA!!!! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH HER AND DWIGHT!!!" And then Hadlie's like, "Did Pam and Jim get engaged????!!!!!" So I told them that I couldn't call Angela because it was long distance, and then Josie told me that her phone worked with long distance and then she shoved the phone in my face. So I called my friend Gabby and when she answered and I called her Angela and asked her how Dwight was, she sounded really confused, especially because I was totally ignoring every thing she said. Then she hung up on me and I told Josie and Hadlie I lost the connection but I had some news about Dwight and Micheal. So I started to tell them that Micheal burnt his foot on his George Foreman Grill and Dwight went to save him and ran into a pole and vomited all over his car. Then before I could get to telling them what happened next, their parents came home, and they were begging to let me sleep over, and right before I walked out the door, I heard Josie scream, "WHAT HAPPENED TO DWIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" haha. Well children, he got a concusion. Oh, these poor kids think these people are real. I hope they don't watch NBC. It would crush them.
hehehe :)

4 comments:

The Caltons said...

Katie, you are soooooo funny. I'm so glad you are recording all these hilarious things in your life. Love, Mom

MarqiSparqi said...

OMG i want that t-shirt!!!!!!! ps you still plannin to go with us to TWILIGHT and dress up as ROSALIE!??!??!??

katie(: said...

Of course I am! We checked into tickets, I think they go on sale next month? I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!

MarqiSparqi said...

I want one!!!!!!!