Math with Ms. Chambers >:)

Math is the stupidest most pointless class I've ever taken in my entire life. If anyone thinks I'm going to take a job solving stupid problems like y=8x-n, they are completely crazy. There is no way that after college I am doing anything involving math. And to make it all worse, I have Ms. Chambers as a teacher. It's funny, because her classroom really is a chamber. I've always wondered if she was teased about that growing up so she became less self confident and decided to get fat by eating ten tons of donuts and a couple children each day. She is quite a sight. Anyway, she made the terrible mistake of putting me and my friend Annika next to each other. So while the Devil is droning on about slopes and y intercepts (which I really should have been paying attention to) me and Annika play that game where one person starts out with a shape and the next person adds on and you make a pretty little picture. So for the last week or so we've been drawing all the people in our class. Some turned out very interesting. This one is Mrs. Chambers. You'll notice she's carrying a pitchfork. Normally she's carrying around a meter stick, which in her world is just as bad. You'd be surprised as to how much this actually looks like her. We weren't even trying to draw her that ugly, but it looks perfect!This picture is of a kid named Aaron. Don't ask me why it's so fun to draw all the nerdy teachers pets, but it just is. I can never find any joy in drawing someone relatively good looking. Maybe it's because there is just nothing bad about them to draw, so you don't ever have anything to laugh at. Please don't think I'm mean you guys, I just find joy in these simple pleasures. Hehehe!!! My friend Brandon drew these ones all on his own! We're all pretty proud of him for accomplishing a task that proved to be extremely difficult for him. The top picture is of Aaron again, and the bottom one is of Keeeeeeenan! That's not really how you spell or say his name, but that's how he says it. Sometimes when we are in the mood for a good laugh, Hunter goes and asks him what his name is. He tells her that she already knows his name, and then she says she forgot, and he'll be like,"Oh, I see. My name is Keeeeeeenan." He says it with his nose all scrunched and his eyes go all squinty. It's like it's painful for him to say his own name.I know it sounds bad, but it's just so hard not to laugh at this poor kid. It's like, when a little kid is trying to say something but just can't get it out and he/she is getting extremely frustrated and you are just sitting there laughing because it is just so precious. Except for this isnt' really that precious. It's actually excruciating more than anything. So that is what life is like in fourth period. This all happens while Ms. Chambers is threatening to rip our heads off and burn us so she can add us to her ashes of problem students jar. And yes, she really does threaten to rip our heads off, and she does have a jar of ashes that she has so sweetly labeled Problem Students. She is the devil, I swear.

And really, I'm not mean. It sounds bad all put together like it is, but some other person is probably doing the same thing to me in one of their classes. I PROMISE! I am not as mean as this sounds.